Tuesday, October 13, 2015

I hate Tuesday mornings

My thought process

6:45am - Get up at an ungodly hour because a shower probably wasn't taken after working out the night before.
7:00am - Try to put on clothes that won't require changing 3 times throughout the span of the day.
7:10am - Actually plan ahead and make coffee.
7:40am - Shove down breakfast.
7:43am - Attempt to fit oversized backpack and traveling mug into bike basket.
7:45am - Try not to hit any bumps to prevent coffee from flying out all over the place (that's never happened before).
7:47am - OK, don't change gears that's fine. 
7:53am - Lock bike at the bottom of the god-forsaken hill and climb the rest of the way up. Is it 90 degrees?
8:00am - Settle in, pull out laptop, put on sweatshirt, take off shoes, lean back, drink coffee.
8:03am - Completely shut out unimportant monotone and check e-mail, Blackboard, and Facebook.
8:17am - Ignore important e-mails and resume work on Codecademy.  Periodically research correlation between metabolism and thyroid.
10:20am - Finish coding and research.  Glance up at the video a grand total of 3 times.
10:25am - Is someone really asking a question about air gaps in water filtration methods?  Do people actually care about air gaps in water filtration methods??
10:40am - Are you seriously asking about the 6-inch gap from the floor???  AND taking notes??
10:45am - Can I leave yet?
10:47am - Complete lack of interest in anything relating. 
10:50am - Why is my hair sticky after I washed it.
10:51am - Why am I tired when I got sleep. 
10:52am - Off to 2 meetings. 1 of which is irrelevant and pointless. 

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